| Aug 20 @ 10:40 PM |
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DiamondRain
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I just like the name.
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| Aug 21 @ 12:25 AM |
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musicianfriend
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 lmao
Barney Frank asked someone 'What planet are you from?"
And they replied...."Well, I notice youve been hanging around Uranus..."
This was said...for real...
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| Aug 21 @ 12:27 AM |
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musicianfriend
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There were these guys in a restaurante...and the fellows with the turbines on their heads heard the other guys calling them 'towel heads'
The guy said' "Hey..we can hear you over here..and they are not towels..they are sheets.."
The other guys said.." Your not helping yourself out much"
Its just a joke...so dont get your panties in a freaking wad...big deal...
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| Aug 21 @ 12:30 AM |
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DiamondRain
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Oh, you mean Barney's Frank?
Turbines on their head? That the Muslim contribution to Obama's green policy?
Excellent joke though. 
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| Aug 21 @ 12:47 AM |
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Always_Striving
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The man is a good role model for Republican hope.
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| Aug 21 @ 1:19 AM |
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musicianfriend
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The man is a good role model for Republican hope.
Arlen is a perfect example of a man with no..nards...he plays both sides of the fence ..not loyal to anyone but himself..
He changed parties because he was worried about getting elected next election after siding with the dems...
Its best he left..hes not a conservative anyway..and hes taking up space..Im glad he left..but the timing sucked..which made him look even worse....
It has nothing to do with his beleifs..or his service to his country..
But moreso...to do with service to HIMSELF....and his being 'electable;'
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| Aug 21 @ 1:21 AM |
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DiamondRain
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Right!
The HOPE is that he stays a Democrat! Please!
Even better, he gets slammed in the next election... which appears to be a very real HOPE at the moment. He is getting creamed in the polls thanks to his support of Obama's destroy America agenda.
If you are in Congress and you side with Obama you lose your job... the rest of us lose them just because he is president. 
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| Aug 21 @ 1:23 AM |
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musicianfriend
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Oh, you mean Barney's Frank?
LMAO..I see you listen to the samy guy I do....Hes awesome...
I love it when he says, "GET OFF THE PHONE YOU BIG JERK!"
I just crack up...
Just watching Old Barneys Frank talk about stuff is quite entertaining in itself..
It seems that the politicans of these days are more of a joke...than to be taken seriously..
FRANKEN? CAn you believe that anyone would vote for him?
Shows the intellect of the American voter these days...
Not to mention all the cheating that went on...AGAIN.....
When he was behing...they MIRACUOUSLY found some ballots in a truck they 'forgot ' about...
did you buy any of that crap?
We are quickly becoming a TURD WORLD NATION..
Ok RAIN..your turn....which guy on the radio says that one..lol.....
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| Aug 21 @ 1:28 AM |
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musicianfriend
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Even better, he gets slammed in the next election... which appears to be a very real HOPE at the moment. He is getting creamed in the polls thanks to his support of Obama's destroy America agenda.
I cant wait for the next election...These dems are going to get creamed..
When they called the American people "Domestic Terrorists, Fear Mongers, Mobsters, Nazis..and all that..they screwed themselves..
The American people are PISSED OFF at the dems now...they are toast in the next election..
It will be a landslide..as long as they socialists dont cheat..but we know they will..thats what they do...
If a person doesnt ahve the where with all to go and sign himself up to vote..then he doesn not deserve a vote...
If a group of people BRIBE someone to vote using food..cigarettes and such..that is still BRIBERY and should be against the law...
I VOTE WE HAVE VOTERS CARDS...AND HAVE TO PROVE WHO WE ARE...
If you are in Congress and you side with Obama you lose your job... the rest of us lose them just because he is president.
WOW..that was profound...do you mind if I plagerize that comment a time or two..cause it was brilliant..
[Edited on 8/21/2009 1:32 AM]
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| Aug 21 @ 1:28 AM |
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DiamondRain
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Turd World Nation? I'm guessin' that's MS? Could be RL also.
Actually RL would be my first guess.
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| Aug 21 @ 1:35 AM |
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musicianfriend
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You guessed right the first time...
SAVAGE NATION!
Hes a bit rough..but hes right on! And they are trying to do him in too..
they dont like to be 'exposed' do they.
I say HOORAH for our brave talk show hosts who expose lies and deceptions and deliver us the truth...all the while..putting themselves at risk.
They are like many of us here in America..we would rather die than be slaves..or imprisioned in their Fema camps.
I wonder if they do the Fema camp thing on the American people..if they will decide tortue is ok....bet they do...cause they will want information..
They used the torture issue to get votes and support..
But they probably lie..they still torture people...
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| Aug 21 @ 1:39 AM |
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musicianfriend
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I went to the airport to fly to Washington.,.
They told me to go to gate 15....
I never did find that gate..but I did find a door at 15...
The flight attendent said to 'Get ON the plane"
I said.."No..Id rather get IN the plane"
Then the pilot said we would be landing shortly..
I wondered what was wrong with the rest of the runway..
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| Aug 21 @ 1:41 AM |
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Glad you know I meant Savage and not that jerk who shilled for Obama today Michael Smerconish.
Yeah, it sounds like something Savage would say. I think I've heard him say it.
The guy is brilliant.
I think he, Limbaugh and Levin are the most brilliant thinkers on the political radio scene today, each with a different approach and talent.
Oh I'd add Barry Farber to that list, but he is more or less retired. One of the greatest minds ever on the airwaves.
OH! And have you heard Mark Steyn? He fills in sometimes for various conservative hosts.
I think this guy is absolutely BRILLIANT. He isn't well known yet, but he has the potential to be a major powerhouse.
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| Aug 21 @ 1:49 AM |
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musicianfriend
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There are alot of very good political talkers on the radio...for sure..
Levin uses History to prove his point..I like that alot...Im a history buff..
Limbaugh..is amazing for sure...I think he adds humor into his show..but it seems that liberals lack a sense of humor..such as:
Half my brain tied behind my back.....
MASS WEAPONS OF INSTRUCTION.... 
Head full of mush............. 
My formerly Nicotine stained fingers....(he rustlers a paper loudly).... 
I think Rush is fun and informative....The libs are programmed not to like him...
Myself..I prefer to be a free thinker and make up my own mind..
Im still waiting for the "Persian" to come like he did the other day on another thread and call me a racist bitch because of my Muslim joke..
He was mad because I said Indian with a dot....so we could differenciate between..Indian with a feather...and Indian with a dot...Big deal..
I am American Indian..Im not so touchy bout everything..
The liberals have everyone on Hyper Sensitive these days..because it serves their purpose..keeping the people of America divided....people get so offened over nothing..
FOr instance..if you dont like Obama..your a racist...
is that like the Mafia? An offer you cant refuse? You have to like him..or else? Where did freedom of choice go to in America? Does it even still exist? How dumb..
Since there was so much Christian bashing going on around here...I thought it was a free for all...
I thought the turbine joke was cute..and harmless..It he takes offense ..too freaking bad..He just needs to grow up and quit cussing out women...
Hes a mysogynist ya know..the 1/2 Persian.
Ive got a good genie joke......
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| Aug 21 @ 1:56 AM |
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DiamondRain
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Levin uses History to prove his point..I like that alot...Im a history buff..
True.
But you should have been born in New York. Then you would have had a chance to grow up listening to the master of historical context Barry Farber.
You can still catch him today now and then filling in for a major national host. And he is still brilliant in spite of his advancing years.
He is a wordsmith and historian with no equal. He was one of the key forerunners of the crop that is on the air today and indeed for all of talk radio.
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| Aug 21 @ 2:00 AM |
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musicianfriend
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a man walking on a beach found a bottle...rubbed it..and out popped a Genie..
The genie says " You get 3 wishes"..
The man said, "I dont want any wishes..
The genie says "but you must.."
So the man say..ok....give me a horse..."
The genies says ok..but what are you going to do with a horse..
the man says "Sit on it...Im to lazy to do anything else...
The genie says..ok..then..what is your second wish...
The man says.." give me a big strong man"
The genie grants his wish..and asks him what is he going to do with that man?
He said he needed him to lift him up on the horse..that he didnt want to work that hard to get up on the horse.
the genie say.."Oh..I see..ok ..what is your third wish....
The man thinks a bit..and say....I would like a squirrel....
The genie grants the wish and askes.."Whats the squirrel for?"
The lazy man says.."So I can put him up on the horn of the saddle and he can go "click click click." (to make the horse go)..
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| Aug 21 @ 2:02 AM |
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| Aug 21 @ 2:02 AM |
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musicianfriend
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wow..he sounds very interesting ..this Barry Farber...
I will google him and see if I can find him..
Thank you..sounds like hes right up my alley..
I love it when these guys use history to prove whats happeing in the present..
History repeats itself...
OH YEA...I FORGOT RUSH'S LATEST SAYING..
Every day..at 10:00..he announces that its Ten Oclock..and thats the time the welfare receipients wake up..its too funny...
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| Aug 21 @ 2:06 AM |
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Farber is a brilliant historian with a conservative historical perspective that is unmatched by anyone else.
He is a master of many languages and a literary expert to boot.
I fear he may not be alive much longer. It will be a terrible loss when he goes.
He was involved in a (relatively minor) scandal some years back. Sadly, it ended his mainstream career on a bad note.
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| Aug 21 @ 4:29 PM |
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musicianfriend
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He was involved in a (relatively minor) scandal some years back. Sadly, it ended his mainstream career on a bad note.
Bummer....was it yet another Stalinist Show trial put on by the liberals?
Have you ever noticed that:
Goods brought in on a SHIP are called CARgo...
and good brought in by a VEHICLE...are called a SHIPment.?
Food for thought.... 
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