| Dec 6, 2005 @ 11:49 AM |
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lj450
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Sometimes when Im nude,
I like to cop a tude,
but then I get some food,
and it brightens up my mood.
Sometimes when Im nude, almost
I like to have some toast.....burnt
cuz it wasnt turnt
in time......
was it mine?
I dont know, but its mighty tasty.
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| Sep 20, 2006 @ 12:51 PM |
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lj450
Posts: 8,400
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I like to roll around naked on bread crumbs
but thats another story
I cant tell everyone about it
or I will seem.........whorey
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| Sep 20, 2006 @ 2:11 PM |
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definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
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Sometimes when I'm nude
I get cold
So I put on
Some clothes.
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| Sep 20, 2006 @ 3:34 PM |
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lj450
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Some other times when Im not nude,
I get hot..........yeah........REAL hot
down there
so
I have to
tear off all my clothes and run around
kinda fast
but not too fast
so's I dont get all tangled up
(if ya know what I mean)
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| Sep 20, 2006 @ 4:19 PM |
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definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
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Sometimes when Lj's nude
He has fantasies
About length.
I could be rude
And point out
lack of strength.
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| Sep 20, 2006 @ 5:11 PM |
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lj450
Posts: 8,400
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One time at the end of a date
Di got nekked
hoping to get lucky
But when he noticed
all that flour on her body
he knew she
had already been naughty
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| Sep 20, 2006 @ 9:16 PM |
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definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
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Sometimes when I'm dressed
I wonder just what Lj
Was getting at
With that last poem.
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| Sep 20, 2006 @ 9:40 PM |
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lj450
Posts: 8,400
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Sometimes when I dream
of length........nude.......
I have no
idea what he
meant either (spoken in old english.....like eye-thur)
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| Oct 20, 2006 @ 10:26 AM |
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lj450
Posts: 8,400
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Sometimes when nudeness envelops me
I get excited.......and need to pee
then I like to run around
here
there
everywhere
............naked
Naked is like sunshine
pounding on the rocks
Its not the same......however
If you still have on your socks.
Dare to be nude and make someones day
We all love some skin
and we want to begin
in a new and nuder way.
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| Dec 1, 2006 @ 10:54 AM |
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lj450
Posts: 8,400
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Nude Woman
Nude woman make me tingle
nude woman, want to mingle?
Nude woman shining clitoris
Nude woman hit or is
kicking and clawing
nude woman is gnawing
On my bone.
Bone of love to run up you
bone love fees good in tulip
The End
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| Dec 1, 2006 @ 6:51 PM |
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Meadowlark8
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Sometimes when LJ is nude
He sits near the phone and orders in food
Cuz why would he go out naked into the streets
Like the streaker with bare feets...
All those great expectations,
with a girl
no show
No ex-ci-tations....
So eat your Chi-na food
You, poor LJ in the nude... (Smile)
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| Dec 1, 2006 @ 8:54 PM |
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lj450
Posts: 8,400
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Frigid old woman
with vagina of leather
no one want to see her nude.
Penis hide like turtle in shell
from leathery nudeness
Crust flakes on dimpled thighs
Fumes sting my eyes
like fried chicken......
sitting on countertop
sitting....
sitting....
waiting....
hoping....
sitting......smelling
No one wanted when fresh
will it sit there forever?
Nudeness is a weapon
in hands of crusty old bag.
Please........dont hurt me (Smile)
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| Dec 1, 2006 @ 9:33 PM |
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Meadowlark8
Posts: 681
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Sometimes when she is nude
that crusty old hag
in nursing home shoes
jumps on an old stag
His white tail a flying
Nope he ain't crying..
Cause he's finally getting
some
in the nude...
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| Dec 2, 2006 @ 3:18 AM |
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Meadowlark8
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Sometimes when he is nude
He is sassy and crass
A real pain in the a$$
Cause his old family jewels
are cold, unwanted
and unused
They're turning quite blue...
(Hey, Just having fun...)
Smile.... ;P
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| Dec 3, 2006 @ 11:58 AM |
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lj450
Posts: 8,400
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Sometimes when crusty balls of blue
meet worn out old catchers mitt
sparks fly.....
and dust....
from her ancient hiney.
Life is good.
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| Dec 5, 2006 @ 5:02 PM |
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lj450
Posts: 8,400
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Nude bird sitting on log
run little bird,
here come a dog
Nude little bird hopping on ground
quiet little bird,
dont make sound
Nude little bird just need bang-bang
it wont hurt
just a thang-thang
Nude little bird on Christmas Eve
lets make bird clothes
from my shirt sleeve
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| Dec 7, 2006 @ 5:51 PM |
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Meadowlark8
Posts: 681
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Oh my. What a big pistol you got there! he! he! He!
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| Jan 3, 2007 @ 3:14 AM |
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Infinitee
Posts: 238
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A little dance before getting nude
get a little 'hot'
shake a little butt
preen before the mirror
slinky dance
pounding bass
throbbing music
grinding hips, lithe body
Take off a piece here
throw that clothing off there
warm up the muscles
belly dance into the shower
shake my hair
throw my head back
silly girl
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| Jan 3, 2007 @ 11:58 AM |
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mark1986
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This thread
is one of the funniest things
I've ever read 
(Yeah, beat that suckers)
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| Jan 3, 2007 @ 6:51 PM |
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Infinitee
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He he! I agree! ~snicker~
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