| Dec 9, 2005 @ 4:58 AM |
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ExacerbatedTaboo
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Alone one night nothing at all to do
Horny as hell my balls were blue
Myself I would screw
Until I was through.
I went to the toilet and shot my load
Masturbated in the road
Got sucked off by a toad
I ate out my blowup doll
my tounge got sore
I called her a whore
threw the whore on the floor
headed straight for the door
I laid in bed beneath the moonlight
My huge chunk of man steak shook with fright
I messaged my love mucsle oh so right
My fist was gripping it ever so tight
My thick load of love tar glowed so bright
When I laid there stroking it alone at night. 
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| Dec 9, 2005 @ 11:12 AM |
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RAKS37
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Do I hear nominations for the poet of the year award 
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| Dec 9, 2005 @ 11:12 AM |
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RAKS37
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Do I hear nominations for the poet of the year award
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| Dec 9, 2005 @ 11:50 AM |
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lj450
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load of love tar
HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
now that sounds straight out of a harlequin romance novel!!
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| Dec 9, 2005 @ 2:47 PM |
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SirMarkiss
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what a bunch of crap...
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| Dec 9, 2005 @ 3:37 PM |
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ExacerbatedTaboo
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what a bunch of crap...
Oh you loved it.
[Edited on 12/9/2005 4:02 PM]
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| Dec 11, 2005 @ 3:14 AM |
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ash_is_unforgetable
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 Now I'm officially scared lol, be careful for toads though there dangerous lol.
*AsH
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| Dec 11, 2005 @ 3:17 AM |
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ExacerbatedTaboo
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^^^^^^
Thats not scary it's just freaky...I'll even admit that.
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| Dec 11, 2005 @ 3:40 PM |
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SirMarkiss
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actually I'm not very good at sarcasm
barf, lol 
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| Dec 11, 2005 @ 10:45 PM |
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RAKS37
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Pearls before swine ET
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| Dec 12, 2005 @ 4:52 AM |
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ash_is_unforgetable
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Scary, Freaky, Samething ! lol 
*AsH
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| Dec 12, 2005 @ 7:57 PM |
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melthom
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You made me LOL.Your poems are so much fun 
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| Dec 12, 2005 @ 11:09 PM |
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ExacerbatedTaboo
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Well thank ya melthom...I'm glad I'm doing my job.....Although some on this may hate me for it.
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| Dec 13, 2005 @ 10:56 PM |
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Angel_N_Motion
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~Smiles~
I must admit, I found myself laughing at the little words on my screen.
I, myself, write poetry, but I can honestly say that I did not include anything of this sort in the book that I just had published. I think they would have rejected me if I had.
Thanks for the laugh!!
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