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A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....


Mar 7 @ 10:35 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
lj450


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I was making this one up just now. Sometimes my creativity just hits me out of nowhere, like that poop when ur stuck in freeway traffic.



Anyway......here we go.......its to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"


On my anus in the middle is a hole,
On my anus in the middle is a hole,
Yes its right in the middle,
and when you push it, it will tickle,
On my anus in the middle is a hole.

The end.

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Apr 15 @ 7:08 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
mystery2u888


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LJ......ohmygoodness................too funny.....u's funny.......
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Apr 15 @ 10:11 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
1stsignofspring


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That is really anal....
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Apr 15 @ 10:14 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
lj450


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Just watch yourself sing it later in the day!!!


Mystery really wrote that, but she was too shy to post it.


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Apr 15 @ 10:17 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
1stsignofspring


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It is real catchy.....maybe it would be good to sing REAL loud when some jerk cuts you off in traffic!!

I knew that Mystery was up to no good this morning....
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Apr 15 @ 10:20 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
beckyiv42000


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OMGOMG and I WILL be singing it later thanks
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Apr 15 @ 10:24 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
mystery2u888


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ummm yeah Lj......ya know you already wrote me and tried to get yourself out of this one.............. I saw it and I wanted everybody to know about it.......I love that you don't hold anything back........in this creative writing you do...

whistle whistle.........

Becky.......singing it later........and to your kids maybe is it that catchy....
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Apr 15 @ 10:27 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
lj450


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You could let the kids sing it, theres no dirty words in it.

You might not want them digging in their little bungholes afterwards though.

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Apr 15 @ 10:28 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
EternalFlame


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lj, do you giggle when it tickles? I'm trying to get a good visual on this on would appreciate any help you could give
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Apr 15 @ 10:30 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
lj450


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Yes, I giggle just like the Pillsbury Doughboy.



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Apr 15 @ 10:32 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
EternalFlame


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Woo hoo hoo hooooooooooo!

That was my best Doughboy impression...internet translation leaves it a bit lacking

[Edited on 4/15/2008 10:33 AM]
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Apr 15 @ 10:33 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
mystery2u888


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Eternal...........too funny.......LJ............


It is a catchy little tune......this is what you are like........on your free time....and stuff...........
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Apr 15 @ 10:34 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
1stsignofspring


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If you're happy and you know it....

Everybody now......
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Apr 15 @ 10:39 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
graywolf


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lj strikes again, got those creative juices flowing did you, is that what inspired the poem,
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Apr 15 @ 10:40 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
lj450


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That was my best Doughboy impression...internet translation leaves it a bit lacking


That was really good EF.....I was gonna try it, but didnt even know where to start.

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Apr 15 @ 10:40 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
beckyiv42000


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Oh shit no pun intended I just sang it to my sis in law we are both laughiun so hard we are crying
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Apr 15 @ 10:42 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
mystery2u888


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According on this day.. ......LJ was everybody dream.. .......he had his little tune .. .....all in his head.....couldn't wait to get home.. .......to jot this one down.....taping away his little feet and there he jotted away the catchy tune ......................... I am getting a visual....


run lj run........run like the wind......to this catchy tune for the day........let's make it a hit day for you ......and your dreams..........


xoxo
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Apr 15 @ 10:42 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
beckyiv42000


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haha gray omgomg what agreat way to strart the day laughin so hard im crying hahah i love you guys
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Apr 15 @ 10:45 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
mystery2u888


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LJ..................encore encore.....my eyes are weepin of sheer madness and joy...........just because of this catchy tune..... I nominate LJ........that's right.......LJ hit poem for the day.....maybe the whole week..........


Becky ya gonna sing it to your kids......and watch what the teachers says......
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Apr 15 @ 10:50 AM A Catchy Tune You Might Want To Hum.....    
lj450


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Too funny!!!


Thank you to all of my admiring fans out there. I couldnt have done this without you.....each and everyone of you are my inspiration.


And to think that I wrote this jewel a month and a half ago......I guess that just goes to show ya, it takes time for a hit to work its way up the charts!!

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