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Sep 30 @ 9:28 PM Ode to a fart.

RichardTrickle

Posts: 101 Fart Poem
by Isaac J

A fart can be quiet
A fart can be loud
Some leave powerful
Poisonous clouds

A fart can be short
Or a fart can be long
Some farts have been known
To sound just like a song

Some farts do not smell
While others are vile
A fart can pass quickly
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley
A fart can be harmless
Or silent, but deadly

A fart can occur
In a number of places
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces

From wide open prairies
To small elevators
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas
For always remember
That farts too, shall pass

Nov 1 @ 4:01 PM Ode to a fart.

BigSexy62

Posts: 64 I ALWAYS let off those very quiet but very smelly farts, and that comes in handy when i'm in a crowded elevator or some other crowded place.

Nov 1 @ 11:12 PM Ode to a fart.

DiamondRain

Posts: 4,902 There once was a young man named McBride
Who could fart whenever he tried
In a contest he blew
Two thousand and two
And then shit and was disqualified.

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